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Webbing

The creation of a complex and multilayered story that has been fabricated purely to get out of an activity or spending time with someone.
I'm totally webbing my girlfriend tonight, she thinks I'm taking a flight to Micronesia to feed Ugandan refugees with funding that was raised from America's top 10 highest paid flight attendants, when I'm really going to the pub with my mates.
by WebMaster March 4, 2015
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chicken web

A "chicken web" is when you pick up a chicken and jump on a spider web in Fortnite chapter 3 season 1
"yo you tryna chicken web across the map
by Remix_Eclipse December 19, 2021
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Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”
by Lolbrono January 16, 2023
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Black Web

black web made for black peopl
"i will go to the black web"
"you cant, youre white!"
by icekall November 4, 2021
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web kisser

To kiss ass to your boss, professor, or any other authority figure through an email or message board.
Mary Beth scammed her professor into thinking she was the leader of her groups project. She is such a web kisser!
by Larry Tolan February 14, 2008
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Madame Web

The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.
Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!
by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024
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