Randy

The biggest sexy hot ever.

Kid 1: Wow, you are the biggest hot I’ve ever seen.
Kid 2: Very sexy hot.
Randy: I know, now get in my van.

by gmwftekry September 23, 2019

Randy

The male version of a Karen

Not very live, laugh and love of you now is it Randy!!!!

by Mailman14089 July 16, 2021

Sneaky Randy

Shit on the floor, just everywhere. Coat every surface in shit, leave no spot untouched.

Some guy did a Sneaky Randy at my school the other day, hazmat says we can go back next month

by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021

Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009

Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick

by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022

Randy

The patron saint of brides-to-be. The bridal consultant at Kleinfelds that they bring in when a bride is having doubts

Call in Randy! We have a bridal crisis in aisle five

by veronicalodge November 10, 2019

Randy

"Randy (noun): An arrogant prick characterized by a lack of maturity, self-control, and social skills. Whether in person or online, this individual swiftly turns any conversation toxic, displaying troll tendencies. Engaging with a Randy is often far from enjoyable, as their inclination to sour discussions makes peaceful civil discourse nearly impossible."

1-"Debating politics with that guy turned into a total Randy situation; he couldn't discuss anything without resorting to insults and toxicity."

2-"Redditors, I asked a question to genuinely learn about the topic, not to invite a Randy-style meltdown. Let's keep things constructive – managing those toxic impulses makes for a better community. Nobody appreciates a keyboard warrior that thrives on ridicule."

3-"I requested feedback on a recommendation, didn't need a condescending Randy vibe in return. Let's keep it real – we're all here to chat and learn something or teo, not to put others down. Someone put this guy on time out!"

by RiffRaff101 January 27, 2024

Randy

A scheming and selfish person having low character and little integrity. Occasionally cancels plans on you or acts like an overall jerk.

That motherf***** Randy, everytime he gets six beers in him he gets pissed off and leaves us. Tell me about it, I’m getting fuc**** tired walking home from work everyday.

by TTSFF July 31, 2019