Irish Handshake

When a guy vomits and gets a handjob at the same time by a girl.

"Boy you were sick, did you just get an irish handshake behind the barn?"

by William Winslow April 23, 2006

oklahoma handshake

The Oklahoma handshake occurs when an individual chokes their sexual partner with one hand, while taking pictures with their smartphone in the other.

My girlfriend asked me to make it more exciting, so I gave her an Oklahoma handshake!

by RufusT January 1, 2014

Michigan Handshake

A blow job from someone you met very recently, especially when from a white woman.

Christine: "What happened with the cute guy from the bar last night?"
Mara: "We finished our drinks and he walked me back to my car. I had fun though, so I gave him a firm Michigan Handshake."

by habanegro May 31, 2015

Thai handshake

A handjob offered by a person of orient descent

David struck out at the bar in spite of showing off his police badge to every chick. He had to settle for a Thai handshake at the massage spa.

by Jaybone69 July 20, 2016

Oilfield handshake

An oilfield handshake is when two men stand face to face with their pants down around their ankles. The two men vigorously jerk each other off. There must be direct eye contact and it's not over until both have finished.

I heard your uncle is great at oilfield handshakes. He really has the forearm strength and intimate eye contact to make it special.

by Skinny Peters m. d. September 16, 2021

Hollywood handshake

A 'Hollywood handshake' is removing the sausage from a like warm sausage roll while leaving the pastry in tact. The inserting your erect penis to the now vacant hole, and masturbating until ejaculation.

"I went home with this fat chick last night. And because i didn't cum I Hollywood handshaked her dinner for the next day."

by Jokesex August 17, 2018

Nervous Flyer Handshake

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.

Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.

by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019