Chad Ex Machina

A Chad Ex Machina is usually the protagonist of a narrative and is exactly what it sounds like A character whom is a chad that cannot die no matter the situation and defies all logic.

WOW! The man character of this movie has been shot at and has fought giant alien bastards twice his size yet he hasn't a scratch on him He is such a Chad Ex Machina.

by The Chad of the isle of man March 3, 2018

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Emotional Support Ex

your ex that no matter if you’re dating them or someone else you consistently just cannot leave alone. you probably are hung up on them but you’re just “friends”

“they still talk? i thought they broke up?” “girl that’s just her emotional support ex.”

by ghxstgxrl May 22, 2022

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Sex Ex Full

Successful after leaving your ex

Von seems very happy and sex ex full after leaving Connie!!

by tryingnewthings June 13, 2018

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A cuntbag shitstain ex is a person one used to be involved with. At the end of the relationship, they tend to dredge up anything bad from your past (minimum of five years prior and on back) in an attempt to make themselves look/feel better/superior.

Usually you'll be in a long-term relationship with a cuntbag shitstain and not even know it until you get into court proceedings. That is typically when the dominant cuntbag shitstain personality traits tend to manifest.

That cuntbag shitstain ex of mine went through storage boxes in the attic, found my diaries from as far back as when I was thirteen, and is trying to submit them to the court as "evidence" of my character. Wtf? I'm almost 40 now!

by Notthatex September 2, 2016

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