Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.
by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019
Get the Danish Deucemug. 1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
Get the harboring a deucemug. The devil take it (late 19th and early 20th century). See "The Words," Jean Paul Sartre. George Braziller, Inc. Paris. 1964. Page 68.
by Selena 12 December 12, 2017
Get the deuce take itmug. A Deuce Plus is jail sentence of 2 years plus one day. Getting this sentance means you dont do local time, but get moved up to real prison, likely far out of town.
Alternatively, if you are lucky & had a good lawyer, you can get the same 2 year sentence, but less a day rather than plus a day & you get to do your time locally. This is a Deuce Less.
Alternatively, if you are lucky & had a good lawyer, you can get the same 2 year sentence, but less a day rather than plus a day & you get to do your time locally. This is a Deuce Less.
by Emdee Emmay September 7, 2020
Get the Deuce Plusmug. When someone takes a poop with their legs spread wide open while another person sits on the lap of the other person and shoots a turd right through their legs. (Both people are taking a poop.)
by Crapper_Napper61 July 12, 2010
Get the Deuce Dosmug. I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 8, 2016
Get the Deuce-divingmug. by eosrising September 8, 2016
Get the Deuce-divermug.