log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.

Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

Doug Funnie Vision

When you have high expectations for something or an exciting vision in your head, and it ends up being really lame or not what you expected; Refers to the 90’s cartoon ‘Doug,’ and the day dreams he would usually have about things.

I thought the festival was going to be awesome, but when I got there it was really lame. I had a Doug Funnie vision.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Licensed Funny-Man

A license given to only the funniest of men, AKA David.

Woah look over there, it's David!
Who's David?
You know, the Licensed Funny-Man!
Oh, yes I remember David! I love that guy and he has so many friends!

by 100% Not David September 2, 2020

The really funny mothafucka

Basically, a person who laughs at his own jokes making it less funny. Can also be used to address someone who makes a joke or points out something that is funny, but really isn't to a majority

God, the really funny mothafucka is at it again! One more joke from him and drinking potassium cyanide doesn't even sound so bad!

by yee-yee ass haircut January 17, 2021

XD Funny mode

When someone says something unfunny but they think its funny.

wow that joke was XD funny mode

by zeemiipapa January 27, 2022

Funny Mud Pee

A vulgar word that derives from Chinese swearing words. The word involves the maternal biological parents of the one being scolded and human excrement (as well as fart).

"Hey, did you cheat on the exam?"

"Funny Mud Pee."

by shrimmmmmmmp November 3, 2022

funny mud pee

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

by vavavo March 26, 2020