Ass Tea

When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.

Man, after eating that salad I scoured a turlet full of ass tea.

by Ashley James Williams June 12, 2018

Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.

Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped

by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020

Onion Tea

When you do a reverse tea bag and fart in the other persons eyes causing them to water. ( and in good cases they will actually be tears)

Carl is sleeping i bet he wil wake up if i give him some onion tea

by Delerious420 October 12, 2011

Tea sets

A collection of whores gathered in the same area doing whore like activities.

There's no way I'll go to that movie there's going to be tea sets everywhere.

by Lion/of/Destiny August 1, 2010

Drinking the tea

To learn the spilled tea

Jennifer is drinking the tea about Mikey

by iwheeze January 25, 2019

Tatra Tea

A slovak strong liquor known to cause teleportation and time-skipping capabilities on unsuspecting foreigners, usually followed by confusion, strong headache and nausea. So far no scientist was capable of harnessing its power to teleport to a specific point in space and time.

I told that British guy that the bottle of Tatra Tea is 144 proof but it was no point. He vanished into thin air and was next seen 2 days later, somewhere around the hotel lobby confused and begging for water.

by SKFloppy December 19, 2021

Loki Tea

A cup of tea that's wearing horns. This is one of many Loki variants from the fracturing of the Sacred Timeline. Not to be confused with 'lowkey tea'

Alligator Loki and Loki Thor were hanging out with Loki Tea at the End of Time.

by liubuquitous January 13, 2022