Dirty Track

The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.

Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked

Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.

by TobberSlobber February 14, 2022

Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

by #Fmlfdd June 10, 2024

Princess Track

a role in a musical that has little to no stage time but is still an integral part of the show and gets to be in the best moments of the show.

Oh man, I’m playing Prince Eric in the Little Mermaid! That’s such a Princess Track.

by LordAdmiralMichaelScott October 18, 2023

Track Paranoia

A person whose afraid if random people in the internet knows where he/she lives.

Shhhhh dont say where he lives he has track paranoia

by LTDZ November 27, 2017

spin the tracks

Clitoral masturbation

Reference to the motion that DJs use while mixing music on a turntable.

“Before I met Brandon, I never felt the need for sex. I’d just spin the tracks and I was good to go.”

by metoprololgod November 24, 2021

track 6

Blokes who love working hard, united may they stand united may they fall. They are the true sigma males.

Jimbob: "Guys, track 6 on tour!"

Cooper: "Breakin da law, breakin da law"

by southbound again September 17, 2021

crack track

The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.

I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.

by Lee Thargic May 18, 2020