the vinny touch

When everybody you pick up on the waiver wire in fantasy baseball ends up going off . You just cant miss.

Bum: Wtf I picked up Austin Gomber off the waiver wire and he got me -12!

Other guy: I guess u just dont have the vinny touch dude.

Fantasy winner: "Lets gooooo Framber Valdez just had another 10K game what a great pickup."
Bums: "I wish we had the vinny touch like you!"

by ALLIDOISVIN April 27, 2021

Touch base

When the shafts of two male sex organs make contact during a ménage à trois.

He said to me when I first met him in the office kitchen that we should 'touch base sometime'. I told him I would be glad to if his wife obliged.

Haven't you heard? Touching base is the new first base.

by Pádraig Shuibhne May 7, 2021

the metal touch

Some phrase some absolute plonker thought would be funny.
Fucking cringe.

Dave, dave, dave, I have the metal touch HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny my name is lucy and i have diarhoereaoaeaoa

by John McGummyBear May 7, 2021

touch the boat

To do something stupid, especially if warned before hand.

Nick: Don't do it, that looks dangerous
Alex: Ima do it anyways. I'm gonna touch the boat.
Nick: *Sits back and waits to see the boat explode*

by TwoMustangsAndADolphin August 3, 2022

plane-touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'touched')

"Some think that Einstein was plane-touched, and thus the reason for his extraordinary talents."

by bender November 19, 2002

Touch Paul

It’s the term of when a young male play’s with a big boy’s private parts (Vagina, Balls)

Damn I’m so horny

I think we should touch paul.

by DailyZane February 11, 2022

The Microsoft Touch

A subversion of the Midas touch, where instead of whatever the king, or in this context, company, Touches, Or acquires, turns to shit rather than gold. The term is based on Microsoft's constant acquisitions of companies that almost immediately get liquidated or produce nothing but garbage afterward.

A good example of this is Rareware, a gold standard for games on the Nintendo64, and even earlier for the SNES. Being notorious for producing a large amount of critically acclaimed games. Until Microsoft acquired them in 2002, where they essentially were a dead company afterward.

This same loop can be seen with various companies, platforms, and games bought out by them and other companies. Skype is another perfect example of this.

"I hope the Microsoft Touch doesn't get to Discord, I really don't want it to turn into Sykpe 2"

by HyruleOrphan May 13, 2021