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Where everyone is taught to become a robot and to be told that you are dumbass. The tears of hell.
Rick: We should invent robots!

Lisa: Lets go to an engineering school for college!

Teacher: Dumbass
by StrawberryNerd15215 October 29, 2018
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The fucked up place where teachers rot your brain with Algebra, Science and all the other classes that make you gag.
T: Remember to memorize page one through one hundred in your school textbook!

S: there goes another brain cell
by Mr.Cookiez64 January 21, 2015
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School is 8 hours of your life wasted every day (except the weekend) on knowledge you'll use, or you'll never use
School, is where you sit in a classroom for 45–50 minutes and listen to a teacher talk and after 45–50 minutes you'll hear a bell that lets you go outside

School is where you find friends and with friends you can talk and do other stuff together
School is a place where you do tests to get a letter (or a number) on a piece of paper
School is where if you get a lot of grades, you'll get another paper
by hungarian grill June 21, 2023
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🔥HELL🔥
school ;the place where dreams die
person 1) hey dude where are you going?
person 2) *coughs* hell *coughs*
person 1) ...school?
person 2) ...
person 1) ... same
by kayakthefish September 7, 2016
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Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019
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A place where parent take accidents to get away to make more accidents
Have a good day at school I will pick you up in six or nine months
by Kingvageta January 2, 2018
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School is

Seven
Curl
Hours
Of

Our
Lives
Rip if in school
by Rayzor2424 January 22, 2020
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