big thumb syndrome

when your thumbs are physically too big to text causing a shit ton of typos. Also known as bts for short.

man! Im so sorry I keep making typos! it seems like my big thumb syndrome is getting worse!

by Will mcclaire September 16, 2015

Birthday thumb

Birthday thumb. A new form of RSI (repetitive strain injury) which develops in the thumb after 'liking' all the birthday messages you receive on social media birthday thumb

" hey how was your birthday ?
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb

by Yolo4ever May 18, 2016

JD Thompson

The most hated kid at Sandwich High School. He loves driving his dads truck around Sandwich and thinking he is a badass. Everyone is scared of him because he has a gang of shooters consisting of him, Patrick Morris, and Jason Brazil. He will talk shit to other people but will never follow through. Anyone will steal from him because of how big of a faggot he is. His girlfriend is ugly and fat as fuck, with salami sized nipples. He loves sending videos of himself ghosting shirtless, and tries to act hot for his snap chat group chat, which consists of only guys.

"See that gay faggot over there, that is such a JD Thompson."

by Jason Brazil December 24, 2017

Zach Thompson

Bitch Nigga

“This Bitch Nigga Zach Thompson calling dibs on hoes he don’t even know.

by Ayyye June 28, 2019

daniel thompson

Is a alien in the midst like a Naked Mole Rat

Do u see that over there its a Daniel Thompson

by Good old HB April 17, 2019

Craig Thompson

The giraffe youtuber that loves getting gnomed and is in a sexual relationship with Ricardo. Also, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

The sexy beast Craig Thompson is an abomination

Craig Thompson and his son, an 8-foot bowling pin, are proud owners of soon to be hundreds of giraffes

by Microwave go mmmmmm December 13, 2019

Gold Thumb

Someone who is very good at making money. One who is extremely successful in their financial endeavors. Like the term green thumb, which is someone who is good at growing plants, someone with a gold thumb is good at growing wealth.

I have made a profit on every stock I have ever purchased. They say that I have a gold thumb.

Wow, Carter just opened that carwash last month, and it’s already turning a profit. Boys got a gold thumb.

by Jujujuju7 August 7, 2020