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swishful thinking

A gay man having or expressing a desire or hope for a man whom they find attractive to be gay.
John: Nick Offerman is so sexy. I swear one day I'm going to make out with him.

David: John, you can quit your swishful thinking right now. You know he's straight right?
by RUFFDOG June 13, 2016
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think someone is your dad

to be on ecstasy.
this term does not, however, maintain to all experiences on ecstasy, but only ones in which you think someone is your dad. usually occurs at school or in the mall.
(kid sees dean at school)
kid:"dad?"
dean"huh?"
(kid runs away)

so i heard you were going to the mall on ecstasy today. be careful, you might think someone is your dad.
by johnnyhash1283 May 31, 2009
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Think

I think of you!♡☆
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Thinking Medication

Alternate term for marijuana used when you have already been consuming and find yourself unable to recall recent conversations or unable to make a decision. The best solution seems to be to "consume more" in order to help with your thinking. The term definitely brings a smile and laughter though it is somewhat more of an oxymoron in that it will not actually help with memory recall.
Wait. I don't remember. I think I need some thinking medication.
by Frankers Yo November 5, 2023
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thinks his sawyer

Someone who thinks his him and he really isn’t
George thinks his sawyer when he dosent have a shirt on 😂
by anonymous May 30, 2024
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Thinking Bout You

I love thinking bout you
so u love fingering urself
by Factslmao December 6, 2020
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