Toaster Strudel

When a male bursts a girl's hyman and then proceeds to ejaculate on the surface of the vagina in a zig zag pattern resembling a Toaster Strudel pastry.
dirty whitedragon poptart cum cherry

"Dude I gave Mary a toaster strudel last night! Too bad it doesn't taste like the pastry.

by Superphunthyme69 September 22, 2016

Toaster Mage

Part toaster, part mage, "magical creature"
doesn't know what he's doing and wreaks havoc on forums and message boards... beware.

mage "uh oh... here comes toaster mage again" Is the definition long enough yet?

by BanderaIVVI January 19, 2005

Toaster Strudel

When a woman is on her period and the man finishes on her chest.

'"Yeah I toaster strudeled my girlfriend last night."

by That_one_weirdo42 December 24, 2020

Toaster

A person whose gender identity is a toaster.

If I identify as a toaster, then that is what I objectively am.

by TylerAU89 July 19, 2022

Toastering

Popping up periodically to check in on friends who are sick or otherwise might be having an especially difficult or momentous day.

Hey o, just toastering. I know today might be difficult. Make sure to hydrate and take care of yourself.

by Curliegurlie February 20, 2025

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

Toaster

When a thot fucks four brothers in the same fraternity

Kate is at it again, she is toaster bound!

by Odessa702 March 3, 2022