pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 26, 2022

Penciled

When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.

I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth

by Jaquavious337.3 February 10, 2023

Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

cunny wofting finger grandma lunch box

by ElderCunny March 9, 2016

Angolan Pencil Case

When one takes a shit into a female's vagina, and then stitches her back up.

"Bro, I gave Sabrina Carpenter an Angolan Pencil Case! She loved it!"

by Sticknam November 21, 2025