Spider Monkey

Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.

Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.

Spider Monkey all on that hoe, watch me jizz and watch me throw

by TAAE July 27, 2008

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Spider Monkey

The act of distracting your partner yelling "SPIDER MONKEY" so that you can jizz all over their face.

Spider Monkey That Hoe!

by Jimmy Longshot January 15, 2010

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Spider Mole

When someone has a mole on their body and it has so many hairs, that slightly curl, growing out of it that it looks like a spider.

Jim: Dude, did you see Bob's spider mole?!

George: Ya man! It looked like it was gonna pop off and crawl all over him

Jim: Ya it's pretty nasty

by wildboy 500 August 28, 2010

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spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019

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Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.

"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife

by MrRogersSweater May 23, 2020

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