Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

by R Fizzle November 16, 2025

Root

A part of a plant that is underground soaking nutrients and water for the plant to live.

The tree roots are collecting nutrients for the tree.

by I'm not a troll underthebridge January 6, 2026

Root Juice

The combination of bodily fluids after performing sex mixed in a cup with wilk.

Bro me and the misses made some root juice that shit was bussin.

by Bussin77 February 14, 2025

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a

the quadratic equation congrats for knowing it

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

Cube root media

The Craziest digital agency in the city. They work hard and party harder. Clients often don't pay them well for the level of output they deliver but they still keep pushing.
They're here to stay, Disrupt and Dominate.

P.S. They like to break the internet.

Damn that video is so hard, Is it produced by Cube Root Media?

by Mad Over Marketing November 24, 2021

Root Beer Float

Giving your friend a glass of root beer with your cum in it

“Hey man Can you had this root beer float to nik, I made it extra creamy for him”

by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023