After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.
by whiskyshits April 6, 2014
Get the double undermug. The act of retracting the foreskin (foreskin required) and removing with one's finger the white residue underneath the hood of glans and smearing on the upper lip of a sleeping peer.
"I fed Joe some double cabbage last night, he definatly got his 5 a day."
"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"
"It smells like Stilton in here, it must be the double cabbage"
by The cumander general January 1, 2013
Get the Double cabbagemug. "I was banging Sarah last night and I shot my load over her stomach, then stuck it back inside for more and came again over her pussy"
"So you Shot the Double"?
"Yeah"
"So you Shot the Double"?
"Yeah"
by shooter cum September 16, 2009
Get the Shot the doublemug. The act of preforming manual pleasure on ones partner while simultaneously utilizing the functionality of your smart device.
by Bowlinggod January 11, 2019
Get the Double taskingmug. by shahzam November 28, 2018
Get the Double Virginmug. When a male takes a piss after sex and the pee stream initially comes out the sides of the pee hole like a double helix.
by Ms Wool July 19, 2012
Get the Double Peelixmug. When the person that you are talking to is so fucking stupid, that you dont have any other explanation or brain function to deal with the idiocracy.
When Jorge told Jessica that the world was flat all she did was give him a blank stare and a double blink.
by JesDBst February 11, 2019
Get the Double Blinkmug.