paper cricket

A new push pin that has a clip, which allows for papers to be slipped into without puncturing or damaging the piece. Good for artists, students, businessmen, and teachers.
John: "You have any tacks I can borrow?"
George: "I got paper crickets you can use."
by Modica4uall May 06, 2011
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Shit Paper

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017
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paper cunt

When a woman sells her citizenship with a posibility of having sex
Just finished a transaction with a paper cunt , can’t wait to fuck her and get may citizenship

That paper cunt price is too high for citizenship
by Wlr32 December 14, 2017
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Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.
Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"
by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009
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paper titties

A girl's boobs when she stuffs her bra.
Guy #1: She has nice boobs
Guy #2: No, those are paper titties
by pseudonym54563563 March 28, 2015
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penis paper

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."
by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 12, 2013
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