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Ditz tard

A mentally ill lady gaga wanna be who wears 80's pump sneakers and weird front butt spandex pants with a forceful sorority whore attitude to try and fit in with normal people.
Daniel: Did you notice that fine ass bitch in the bathroom?

Travis: Dan, she wasn't fine, she was a ditz tard. You're drunk. Go home and sleep it off. Trust me, I'm saving you from heart ache.
by tsunbot September 24, 2011
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king of the tards

when someone makes a lame joke and the other person(ex jay) starts laughing. the person smirks and jay keeps on laughing and starts shaking. person make another not so funny joke about uncle T, and jay starts clapping fast, with his wrists together. person smiles again and jay starts to fap on his knee. person says, "uncle T", jay jumps up and down, faps on his knee, while trying not to laugh, clapping by his wrists. person is the king of the tards
person: aight so you know uncle T?

jay: oh man oh man! (starts shaking)

Person: (smiles)

jay: (claps by his wrists, continues to shake)

person: aight so the other day . . .

jay: ( continues to do everything, starts fapping on his knee) slap slap slap clap clap clap

person (chuckles)

jay: (continues to do all this, and starts to jump)

person is the king of the tards
by planekid December 18, 2017
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twirl tard

One who has the inability to properly twirl pasta with their fork.
Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.
by bamtime February 17, 2010
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Tard Latin

When anyone who knows a few Spanish words tries to impress a Latino while talking by throwing in words like culo, and donde esta.
I don't speak Spanish, I just know a few words, I speak Tard Latin.
by MyPetStripe June 6, 2015
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Fuck Tard

A "Fuck Tard" a very stupid person
a "fuck tard" is also known as a retard
by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018
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lub of tard

A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.
"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"
by Mr. Lopezo November 27, 2012
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MAGA-tard

A person who pays reverence to the radical ideologies of the alt-right as well as having a strong devotion and loyalty to former President Donald Trump.
Mr. Tanner’s rant of election fraud and other conspiracy theories is making him sound like a MAGA-tard.

There’s a pastor on TV explaining how God sent Donald Trump to save the United States. What a MAGA-tard.

Look at all the MAGA-tards storming the Capitol!
by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh December 14, 2021
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