by Stephen Marshall November 25, 2007

No one really pronounces Stephen as "Stephen", but more like some random ass person name Steven. The only person I know that is called Stephen is Stephen Curry, but any other Stephen I meet shoots like Ben Simmons and charges into the baskets like a slow Shaq that can never finish. Stephen is that burnt cinnamon roll you'll probably step on in your life because you find that they're really useless (except Stephen curry) that never do well in school and think they're smart every time they beat someone who's better than him in a test.
*stephen bricks a basketball three*
"What can I say, my name is Stephen and I'm so good"
"Yea, good luck on that Steven.
"What can I say, my name is Stephen and I'm so good"
"Yea, good luck on that Steven.
by LemoonJaMomFunny May 15, 2022

The worst person on earth you will ever meet. He likes to be a BIG dick to everyone and anyone. There is no escape to him. When he sees you he will kick and hit you with no questions asked.
If you see him run.
If you see him run.
by SheepDude2.0 October 5, 2022

When a male gets so horny the tip of his dick turns purple. The exact same shade Stephen's new hair is.
by meosmdf July 18, 2020

The King of Everything including your girl. The sexiest most handsome badass boss. He's my Hero who's always on time, he comes with big surprises and he decides who gets to drive.
by KtMIVQoE April 22, 2023

A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018

Stephens are very caring for the ones they love, they will do anything for their girlfriend. Stephens arent very confident but they arent ugly either they just arent confident in themselves. He can be very sarcastic and make jokes he doesnt mean. Hes a very good friend but is very dry sometimes. He can also be very annoying and just pure dirty minded. If you have a stephen as a friend or boyfriend you should keep him because he is an amazing friend!
"stephen is cool ig"
by larzia June 11, 2021
