Steak Anxiety

When you have to prepare steak for people who are hypercritical on how it is cooked, to the degree where it stresses you out.

Your family gives me so much steak anxiety.

by Funky Gnome January 8, 2024

Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017

Steak

egg

steak is eg

by U th ly December 7, 2023

kinda steak

When it's as sick as steak

I jevied the shit outta that test, it was kinda steak.

by kindaseak69 March 27, 2016

fuck ur steak

have sex with the sexiest thickest girl EVER

go fuck ur steak dude she is horny
i will bro

by julifuckingjoybitches July 22, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Winking Steak

A misattribution of “winning streak”, used by individuals who are fans of perennial losing sports teams.

Also, an obscure fetish of women (or men) holding cuts of delicious meat while winking (their eyes).

Don’t worry. This next game starts our winking steak.

by bobby_peel September 30, 2023