stack

Originally "100 bills", bound in a paper ribbon.

Among black people and proles of America it's synonymous with a grand, in any combination of bills.

Tool: "I hope you brought some cash."
Poser: "I got a stack on deck, bitch!"
Tool: "A stack of?"
Poser: "A grand, fool!"
Tool: "You brought a stack of monopoly money? We got a high roller here."

Contrary to popular belief, it's legal to carry a stack of 100s around without declaring it to the Treasury.* Just be white or famous.

by reallynotreal February 6, 2015

staycation

A meme that expresses dismay or mockery of buzzwords and other portmanteaus, often created by the media or marketers, that make people groan. Staycation, being one of the most successful buzzwords, has become the poster child for all buzzwords.

P1: Hey Bob, check out my new Quadroid handset.
P2: *groan* I need a staycation.

P1: DAMN IT YOU FREAKS!!! STOP WITH THE ASS-GRABBING BUZZ-WORDING OVER-HYPING BASTARDIZING-JARGON BASED MARKETING BS!
P2: Uh oh, looks like someone needs a staycation!

by sarysa December 4, 2010

Short Stack

effing awesome australian band..

Shaun Diviney - vocals/guitar
Andy Clemmensen - vocals/bass
Bradie Webb - drums

I went to see short stack yesterday, maaan they were awesome!!

by 467 November 3, 2008

faux-stache

A moustache that is only half-formed. Generally exists from ages 12-17 if not shaved. Also known as a mexi-stache.

Those kids down at the anime club sure love their faux-staches.

by Veal April 8, 2006

The Ginger Hitler Stache

Fucking a girl on her period then whipping your dick on her face to make the face of Hitler.

Bob: What did you do last night?

Tom: Gave my girl the Ginger Hitler Stache since she was on her period and didn't tell me!

by BucNasty89 November 2, 2011

Short Stack

A very talented band from New South Whales who are frequently criticised by puthetic people who are filled with so much self-loathing, that instead of improving their miserable 'lives', choose to make fun of three handsome men who have better hair, better personalities and more success and money than them. These people comment on their Youtube videos and do things like questioning their sexuality (how original.) So firstly; WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING GAY?! And secondly; if you hate them stop wasting your time Googling them. I'm sure you have better things to do; like masturbate to pictures of your mother. So to all the haters; while you're here reading this Short Stack are out making money, getting laid, and probably fucking your sister. So go play in traffic.

Person one: Did you see Short Stack last night?
Person two: Yeah! Fuck me they were amazing.

by Squeeky28 January 7, 2010

Short Stack

An incredibly sexy band, formed in NSW, Australia.

Short Stack consists of 3 band members; Shaun Divney (guitarist & lead vocalist), Andrew (Andy) Clemmensen (plays bass & back-up vocalist) and Bradie Webb (drummer & keys).

Short Stack is an awesome band loved by most. Their fans mostly consist of 11-20 year olds.

Shaun, Andy & Bradie are all irresistably sexy (especially Andy). They have sexy hair styles and their style is hot.

Short Stack are the best band ever!

Person 1: OMG, how good was Short Stack's concert last night?!

Person 2: I know, right. Andy looked so sexy.

Person 1: I know. They all did. Especially Andy :D

Person 2: I love Short Stack!

Person 1: Me too!!!

by bballbabiii123 December 23, 2009