Splay

A word to describe something that is incredibly good.

Gang: “bro eggy noodles splay”
Me: “bare splay”

by Duke 👍🏼 December 7, 2024

Spay

"Spaying" is the act of an adult female bending over and spraying a concentrated stream of urine in a particular direction. If she's experienced, she can even aim it!

This move is most often utilized by women in an outdoor setting, such as camping or at a bonfire gathering with no restroom available. ((A one-word sum for women of the expression, 'pissing like a racehorse'))

"Can I go around the side of the barn? I'm finna spay all over the place"
"Bro! She just spayed the campfire out!"
*walks back around the side of the house with a smirk* "I just SPAYED."

"These shots are gonna make me have to go spay!!"

by ChocolateCoveredCrackers June 20, 2024

yeah, I could splay that

A statement of affirmation or agreement about a proposed activity. Used in place of "I could get behind that", or "sure". The 'yeah' can be omitted if in a hurry.

While originally used exclusively about objects that are 'splayable', modern uses of the phrase do not require this property.

A similar phrase is "yeah, I *can* splay that", used to indicate belief or proficiency instead, i.e. "I'd buy it" or "I can do that".

It's also theoretically possible to use "no, I couldn't/can't/won't splay that" to indicate distaste or refusal, but this is rarely heard.

person A: ayo we're going Wendys in 10, you down?
person B: *deliberates* yeah, i could splay that

by splaya June 2, 2022