lion spoon

An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)

Aslan took her back to his cave and lion spooned the living witts out of her.

by Jimmy5385 March 2, 2012

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dirty spoon

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food

She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.

by sideburns September 8, 2013

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topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

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"You're topside spooning me right now!"

by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016

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Flipping Spoon

The act of switching from the spooning position to a 69 position.

The lovers flipped spoon to get things heated up.

Flipping spoon during the sexy-time to make sweet, sweet love.

by A-Rod-gei November 30, 2019

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toilet spoon

Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.

In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'

by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 9, 2020

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