split

To be both drunk and high, usually from cocaine.

Man, I've been drinking bud light and doing blow all night, I'm so split.

by Suge Knight October 6, 2004

spitoon

Slang used in describing a girl worth banging but not worth dating, an attractive girl known for being easy, a female friend with benefits or a girl who is a crazy bitch that is unfortunately too hot to not bang.

Yeah, she's pretty hot, I'd use her for a multi-orificed-cock-spitoon.

by Super Jay May 28, 2009

split stream action

The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.

Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.

Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut

by street trash viper March 30, 2010

7-10 split

ramming a bowling trophy into a womans vagina.

also: ramming it in analy is known as picking up the spare on a 7-10 split

i took first place in my bowling league. i'm gonna take my trophy home and give the old lady a 7-10 split to celebrate.

by jjackson74 September 27, 2012

log splitter

Also known as Thong underwear or bikini.

When i was at the strip club i said to my friend " check out the log splitter on that sweet biotch "

by Hottwigg November 3, 2005

Lickiddy Split

Often heard as a term to mean "Hurry Up!" or "On the Double!" However, it's true meaning is quite different. It is actually an archaic term that means "Eat my Pussy" it was used to hide the intent of the females desires to her man as to prevent persecution by Puritan town leaders.

Fair Lady: Don't be away too long John, Lickiddy Split.

by Parson Pie Pounder July 25, 2008

beard splitter

ladies man

george is a beard splitter

by zajc August 24, 2008