Carl Edward Jordan Split

One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."

Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."

After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.

A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.

by Funmonger man September 14, 2009

wig split

a fancy word for a haircut, or getting ones "wig, split" means having ones hair piece, split.

Yo coolbreeze, I gotta go have my "wig Split" afta work.

by Cayle Funck October 10, 2003

banana split

to get the hell out of there

I'm gonna make like a banana and split

by Isaac January 4, 2004

The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.

You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.

by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010

Banana Split

When a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other

"Dude , i got the best banana split last night at 7/11 from Cindy in the Janitor's Closet"

by Jowdypop November 14, 2014

Shit split

In ebonics, it's when someone runs their mouth (or just exists) and gets the five knuckle sentence across their dome, jaw or anywhere else on their head or face. Most normally, this will result in a knockout if performed correctly.

Dude got his shit split for talking to my bro's girl - that's what you get for running that cock trap!

by Duhastmich November 18, 2013

banana split

A post-operation transvestite

Kaitlin jenner is a banana split.

by Coalhoal April 3, 2016