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Slug

Slug is a slimey boy whith a long or small body that moves slowly. It's like a snail but without the little conch house thing. They are gastropods and moves by their foot which contracts in rhythmic waves and allows them to slide at the same time they leave that slime track wherever they go.
These bois have both male and female genitalia and can either impregnate themselves or mate with another slug, which in this case both get pregananant and give life to a hundred other slugs.
Slugs can be a pain the ass if you have a garden as they tend to eat fruits, vegetables and other plants. Fortunately, they are eaten by small animals, birds and bigger insects.

WARNING: Please don't eat slugs if you're playing truth or dare, it won't end well.
My grandma got furious when she discovered our neighbour left slugs inside her greenhouse, so she joined us at a Halloween night and threw eggs and toilet paper in their yard when they were out.
by FrenzyFerret December 22, 2020
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Slug kiss

When someone licks your face as a sign of affection
I heard Linda got a slug kiss last night... Gross
by Therealthug1278 April 15, 2015
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Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
by The_see-er September 7, 2021
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slug-muncher

Someone who has a tendency to place themselves in relationships where the male counterpart has a large thick member not dissimilar to the shape of a slug.
"That girl Sarah is such a slug-muncher, her boyfriend Kyle has a massive slug."
by Therealted August 10, 2016
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chug n slug

A softball event where participants must shotgun a beer before each at bat.
Robyn and Patrick went to the chug n slug last weekend. Robyn smoked too much weed to even get out of the dugout but Patrick hit 5 home runs. Then she gave him a hot Carl behind the right field fence.
by Messyjiggler77 August 3, 2016
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slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your rolled up wacky-tobacky
That slug-nut ruined my f-ing lifeee.
by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021
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Chicken Slug

by Moltenfoxy October 28, 2022
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