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sleeping cage

OK baby, want to go in your sleeping cage for a nappy?
by BrocktonDave July 11, 2017
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Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.
Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"
by Bane78 May 30, 2013
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sleep shart

when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
by joeyback April 4, 2019
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Sleep Bottle

A bottle of any type of alcohol that is consumed by the drinker so that he or she may be able to fall asleep each night. Term mostly associated by many alcoholics.
Krista: "I can never sleep with-out my Sleep Bottle."
by I_IZ_WHEREBARE May 26, 2010
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sleep dentistry

the act of having one's teeth pulled while sleeping.
Go wiggle your loose tooth or I will be forced to perform sleep dentistry on you.
by Miss Deuces May 9, 2011
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Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.
> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-
by WD103 March 11, 2011
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sleep bouncing

Maybe the BEST feeling in the world excluding sex or drugs. Sleep bouncing is when you're laying on your bed/couch/floor/bitch, half asleep and half awake. Whatever you hear/see in your surroundings during the time you are laying down becomes incorporated in your dreams. The downside is that you only sleep bounce for 5-20 minutes and wake up abruptly, then crash.
damn, i just went through a sleep bouncing experience and i thought i had a million bucks on me. turns out i just left the tv on and who wants to be a millionaire was on. fuck.
by mac-miller-the-greatest May 24, 2011
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