Slappable Offense

An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.

"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."

by Mucker101 October 14, 2012

slapping the steak on the grill

When a male slaps his penis on a female's vagina

I was slapping the steak on the grill so good that even chef Ramsey was impressed

by Jamakingwords January 22, 2014

SlappinSoftees

When two dudes slap their flacid penises against each other, until the visually excited one loses.

The two sales guys are in the back slappinsoftees again.

by handfullofass December 15, 2014

slapping rubbers

when two guys tie up their used condoms and slap each other with them.

want to play a game of slapping rubbers.

by Rbomb04 December 20, 2014

slippered

Wasted, Drunk, hammered, inebriated

hey dicky , let's get slippered this weekend for the boys

by Wrightnowfitness August 23, 2014

Slapping Jerry

When a laying down man with an erection punches their boner penis like a punching bag. The head should wobble with the shaft back and forth.

After I went to the movie with a naughty girl I had a nice boner so I started slapping jerry.

by Soon blayer April 28, 2015

Slappy Wood

The act of slapping someone with magical color sticks.

Watch out, I'm about to slappy wood you

by MagicPhoneBooth August 3, 2015