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Nordic skiing

Nordic skiing, aka undoubtedly

the hardest winter sport that not only requires top physical condition but also the mental capacity to suffer year round.

Nordic skiers choose a life of uphill skiing to maximize their short time on earth. They suffer year round and hold competitions to see who can suffer the best in front of crowds of parents (North America) or adoring fans (Europe). When not actively suffering, Nordic skiers agonize whether they are suffering too little. If one is not tough enough to handle this, perhaps they should embrace the advent of a chairlift.

While most skiers tend to act gay in nature, they are actually straight and enjoy a good fuck with their ski friends of the opposite sex.

The male skiers are generally ripped because of their peak physical condition, and have huge dicks, much bigger than basketball players.

They girls are almost as hot as dancers and volleyball girls, but they have the best asses out of all sports.

Anyone who talks trash about cross country skiing either hasn’t done it, or tried and failed so they quit because they don’t have the skills or brains required to be fast.
« Man Nordic skiing is so cool it’s such a hard sport and they are so good at sex »
by Ski man 1234 February 6, 2020
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Belgian Skiing

Jacking off two people at the same time, in a motion similar to using skiing poles.
Jeffrey was doing some belgian skiing this weekend, both Toby and Alex finished very fast
by Gurdi3 March 30, 2023
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skis in jeans

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada
In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.
by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025
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Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
by bluegrasm July 1, 2024
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Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.
"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."
by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013
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ski buddy

a buddy for skiing, or code for skibidi toilet in classrooms where teachers have banned the phrase due to incomparable levels of brainrot.
by MerlinMDV March 5, 2024
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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