1st Monday after Valentines day, was invented by Dania Restaurant in Romania to celebrate and reward single people
by monkeyboonoo February 16, 2025
Verb: /ˈsiNGɡəl ləˈzänyə/
1. To fixate on something that is extremely moving
2. Moving, Emotional
3. Cool
1. To fixate on something that is extremely moving
2. Moving, Emotional
3. Cool
by FranklinBlanks September 27, 2017
An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.
On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.
Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.
Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
by demonrobot December 12, 2022
Did you hear Doug and julia hooked up?
Ya i heard she wanted to fuck but all he gave her was the Saugeen single
Ya i heard she wanted to fuck but all he gave her was the Saugeen single
by Words anon March 21, 2023
by Bruh Im NOT YAZAN January 16, 2023
by SADBC November 21, 2016
When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
by GCSRT8 December 09, 2011