shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and beans and corn get in the straw

Maurice and Paulie went shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

Shrimp

A shrimp is a person, typically female, who has an sexy body but an ugly face.

“I went home with a girl I met at the bar last night, she was a total shrimp bro. Was still 100% worth it.”

by ClassificationDelta December 16, 2023

Shrimping With The Seamen

When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.

After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.

by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 6, 2024

Shrimp Boil

Finding one’s self in a pickle, a predicament.

Joe found himself in a real shrimp boil with his wife when he got home from his brother in laws bachelor party.

by 614_FGR January 9, 2024

Shrimp Chan

A wonderful girl from the country of Fakkashian on the planet Kurojiwaka. Shrimp-Chan really like molten ice cream. She has molten ice cream powers and is fighting evil with her partner Emey. Her and Emey were sent to earth and now they’re waiting for the taco apocalypse to begin

She’s Very random and sometimes No one understundom her
Secretly she likes Emey

Seonghwa : Did you see Shrimp-Chan today?
Emey : Yeah, She’s Rolling on water and eating molten ice cream
Seonghwa : Is that normal?
Emey : Yep, Shrimp Chan is so random

by Felix Chopstick May 7, 2019

louisiana shrimp whistle

Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.

"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"

by HarmonicaJ December 6, 2016

Shrimps

Pink. Fleshy. Wet gooshy carbs.
Don't underestimate them.

Damn! These shrimps are hella moist.

by Shrimp nameD SLimeback November 3, 2025