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Sheety

When someone doesnt wipe their ass and then sleep nude and get shit on thier sheets.
Jill found a sheety from Bob in bed.
by jtb1196 September 24, 2010
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dryer sheet

A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.
Angela is being such a friggin dryer sheet. She never lets Amanda leave her sight.
by k.m.n December 12, 2008
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Dan Sheets

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dryer sheet

The act of taking a shit in someone's clothes dryer.
After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.
by branding iron October 26, 2010
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wreath-sheath

When the inside of the vagina has the texture of a holly wreath. Intercourse in this condition is a dually negative experience for both partners, as wreath-sheath promotes both excruciating pain and the distinct possibility of the spreading of a sexually transmitted disease, usually the underlying cause of wreath-sheath.
He sheathed his sword into the vaginal crevasse, only to discover that his woman had a terrible case of wreath-sheath. His weapon was badly disfigured.
by seventh son of a seventh bitch November 1, 2005
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rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.
When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
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three sheets to the wind

This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"
After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.
by Batwings August 30, 2006
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