Shank

Any object you can stab someone with.

”Aw nuts that roadman just cut me with his shank”

by DaToddla March 29, 2021

shank

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.

Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"

by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016

Shank

From Shit + Wank, to masturbate whilst taking a shit.

I want a wank but I really need to take a shit and there isn't time for both! I know, I'll have a Shank!

by Mvfekker January 01, 2014

Shank

Shower wank, that is to say to masturbate whilst in the shower.

I wont be home this weekend mum, I'm having a shank.

Where's Greg?
He's shanking.

by starkadder March 18, 2009

Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time

''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack November 09, 2008

shanks

colloquial way of saying 'thanks' or 'thank you'

bob: here's the math homework you asked for
mary: shanks!

by batheebang October 13, 2020

Shanks

Shanks is Luffy's childhood role model. Shanks is currently the strongest pirate in One Piece (along with Whitebeard) and is known as Red Haired Shanks. Sea Kings and pitate captains fear him. He gave Luffy the straw hat that Luffy now wears. Shanks is most likely stronger than Gold Roger, the former King of The Pirates.

Shanks is so good that it makes me laugh!

by Dkline August 01, 2018