sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit

A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf

by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021

Sebastian Solace

A real meanie!! >:(

A 10’6 bbg fish which half the pressure fandom simps over even though he mocks you all the time.. (he’s still pookie tho)

Guy: O-M-G!! Sebastian Solace is so mean to the player!

Girl: Yeah, but I still love his character!

Guy: To be honest, same. His lore is amazing and his design is sick.

Girl: Oh, I just like him because I’m an average simp who doesn’t realise that he’s just a cluster of neatly arranged pixels.

by tomura.x March 3, 2025

Sebastian

Someone who fusks mice, owls and mealworms

1:"Why is he eating Morten Mealworm?"
2:"Idk. His name is probably sebastian

by HEjEHj November 23, 2021

Sebastian Chen

A Good Guy,Who's Super Fun Loving ,Loves Basshunter,Who Suffers From Philophobia,Love s McDonald's in the Am and Loves Peaches and a Cream Shrimp,He will turn a Bedroom into a Fair,Sebas is Best friend with Shortii Boss Sebastian is a Heartbreak.

Sebastian Chen will break your heart for ever.

by 90sBossBabe10 February 14, 2023

sebastian theis

Big dick boy

did u see that enormous penis?
Yeah, that most belong to Sebastian theis

by itsyourboy420boy December 23, 2016

Sebastian

A handsome man with a heart of gold. May be short but his temper is not.
MEANT TO BE with a woman (or other) starting with F,L or A

Sebastian you short mf

by Guruofloveandstuff June 2, 2022

Sebastian

He's 'just average height'

Also has a good sleep schedule

Sebastian: "I'm 'just average height', don't know what you're talking about"

by I'm just using this like once March 5, 2023