Sebastian

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by Architeks November 4, 2020

Sebastian

A loser

Hey have you heard of Sebastian?
Bill:no cuz he’s a loser

by Ooh so spicy September 24, 2019

Italian Seahorse

The sexual act where, after making passionate love to his partner from behind and is about to finish, the man leap frogs onto his partner's back and blows a load all over the back of their head.

When he was almost fucking his girlfriend, Joe hopped on her back and gave her the old Italian Seahorse. Needless to say, she was pretty pissed.

by Baby Jazag February 20, 2012

Sebastião

A curly haired bender who likes willys

Boy 1 - Hey you look like Sebastião.
Boy 2 - get fucked you pleb

by CJayyXVII October 3, 2016

seahorse

derogatory term for Swedish men because they are given maternity leave when their wife is going to have a baby, so they also stay home to take care of the newborn (like male seahorses that take care of baby seahorses).

That (man's name) is such a fucking seahorse, slacking off from work cause his wife popped out another kid...

by chandeliertree November 21, 2009

sebahattin

sebahattin is a plant that only grows on the zindagan hills in turkey. once in a year, sebahattin gives a flower like as a tulip named of 'tasak'. when this flower is licked, its handle gets longer.

you are rare like as a sebahattin for me.

by lethimnotdie June 25, 2006

Sebastian Vettel

A critically acclaimed Formula 1 driver. From German origin. Sebastian has won many Grand Prix titles the past years but is known to be a huge douche with his team, Infiniti Red Bull. Notably during the Malaysian GP 2013, Seb' wasn't supposed to let Mark Webber win but instead, stole the limelight for himself. He has a shitty accent during interviews and tries to be funny. He is also a wannabe Schumacher racing legend.

Jeremy Clarkson: Will you miss Sebastian Vettel ?!

Mark Webber: Uuuh... I don't think so, quite frankly.

by Jimple Sack January 13, 2014