Tallahassee Screwdriver

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”

Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?

by antfuck June 25, 2018

Booster Screw

A sex act involving random rocket parts.

Yeah I totally went for a Booster screw with the hot guy from Space X

by CoK.Tahiti October 14, 2018

Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019

powell scowell

A look on ones face that occurs just before the moment a tantrum is thrown and tears roll down ones cheeks like a fuckin baby. The kind of person whom allows this look to come forth demands respect although none is deserving, a wife beater, a Cryer, hey boss look what I did boss , just a general waste of skin.

Q - Did you hear Charles didn't get the position?

A- yea , I heard that, now we gotta look at that stupid Powell Scowell for the next while.

by Egroeg April 2, 2020

Swedish Screwdriver

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!

I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.

by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020

Kentucky Screwdriver

A hammer. Most often a claw hammer specifically.

While attempting to assemble a water bed frame in the absence of a drill/driver, Chris and Junior used a Kentucky Screwdriver to drive wood screws into the particle board.

by Vehicular Genocide January 15, 2021

German Screwdriver

When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.

"Are you hungry?"
"No me and my wife just made a German Screwdriver"

by tobiasnazi December 15, 2021