beef sandwich

When a particularly hot, beefy fart is deposited (usually by someone named Felix) into a hand and then smashed into someone's face; creating a sandwich of face (bread), fart (beef) and hand (bread).
Felix has been cranking out beef all day. I refuse to turn my back on him for fear of a getting a beef sandwich to the grill.
by fourfeetofweather January 21, 2008
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asshole sandwich

1. Stuck between two assholes while driving, or otherwise...
2. A fictional sandwich eaten by people who are less cool than us!
1. We need a passing lane to get out of this asshole sandwich!
2. Bob ate another asshole sandwich today...what a LOSER!
by Amie & Megan April 29, 2007
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Hmong Sandwich

1) When a person is acting very strangely, aka severe zoidage.

2) Sold at Perkins in St Cloud, Minnesota
Mike we have to leave, we have a ride waiting. Hold on let me get my food. Hey! Where's my hmong sandwich??!!
by Hammer2104 June 18, 2010
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sad sandwich

A sandwich that is made using the two ends of a loaf of bread when everything else is gone
Someone left the ends of the bread in the fridge, and didn't bother to buy more.. now I have to make a sad sandwich ='(
by Jolin415 March 09, 2011
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Yogurt sandwich

A Minecraft god who broke his ass while doing a backflip
Yogurt sandwich tastes bad
by ZMS07 March 04, 2021
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twat sandwich

they were up all night making a twat sandwich.
by VextingsMan August 15, 2006
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cockball sandwich

When two sexual partners either straight or gay. One partner perfectly distributes his cock and balls in between two slices of bread. For the other partner to eat.
Donna: I'm hungry.
Nick: I got a cockball sandwich coming right up.
Donna: Babe your the best!!!
by PhillipD33zNutZ March 02, 2018
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