laugh squirts

You laugh so hard that you shit your pants.

That dude at the comedy club gave the laugh squirts.

by MoreDumbStuff August 24, 2017

ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.

"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"

by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016

skirrt and squirt

To go on a drive with friends that then leads to the sexual act of intercourse the leading to squirting

I went for a skirrt and squirt with my friends Racheal, Jack and Joel

by Thewankbank754327 February 4, 2025

Creampie Squirt

The invisible happy fap bubble!

Creampie Squirt buddy. Creampie Fap.

by EddieBrock5 March 19, 2024

The short burst squirt

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.

It got messy after we did the short burst squirt.

by Daddyajthelord March 13, 2024

Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.

When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.

by Mike&tom December 5, 2018

squirt

what u call ur momma

yo little squirt

by DylanBurtoftDictionary May 10, 2018