Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.

"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."

by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023

Flirt Squirt

it's like pre cum, but for a girl

"omg i just flirt squirted"

"he lifted up his shirt and i flirt squirted"

by flirt squirter 3000 October 20, 2023

Squirt

It’s just piss.

Your mam is full of squirt

by SenseiCarl October 22, 2023

squirt

Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number

Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.

by ComradeCat2024 December 31, 2023

squirt squad

squirt squad fastest and the farthest squriters ever. we know how to squirt sooo hard. we have a bookclub on tumblr every saturday where we queef we rub our nipples and we squirt. amber is the leader of the toe squirters while londynn is the leader of the republican squirters daisy is the leader of the queer squirters and maddy is teh leader of the fastest and quickest squirters all together we squirt and fuck.

"omg i wish i could join squirt squad they r so hot and sexy and cunty"

by maddysactuallycrakfkdjg January 4, 2024

Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023

Spectacular Squirt September

It's time for the girls to have a go.

The guys may have Destroy Dick December, but us ladies have our own month to ourselves- Spectacular Squirt September

by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018