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Cat Sniffers

Cat Sniffers Anonymous, is an exclusive club, to join you must be honestly dedicated to your profession of Cat Sniffing. The CSA started about 20 years ago when a group of feline addicts got extremely high one night and met up with a gang of good smelling biker cats.
Becky: Gee Whiz, your so dedicated to sniffing cats! I really love that in a man.

Ricky: why thank you, long ago i realized Cat Sniffing had to be my job when i got big... then i heard about CSA, it was perfect for me so i joined after rigorous Cat Sniffing training, i finally got in.

Becky: wow Ricky, im impressed , lets do it!!

Ricky: alright, but do you have a cat?
by FiFI February 25, 2005
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snifferhole

Your fucking nostril. It sniff things by using its hole.
My snifferhole detected a foul odor coming from my cat's ass.
by Rat Bat September 25, 2006
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Sniffelmelling

sniffing/ smelling; to investigate an odor with your nose!!! say hello in dog language
is that dog sniffelmelling my crotch?
by Gilchrist Mckendry July 22, 2006
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sniffed out

The state of being really high on coke, aka geeked up.
by M. Davis April 27, 2009
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spifferblabzing

Spitting up ice cream on a girl while she goes down on you. Alternatively, reading Gravity's Rainbow while waiting for a call from a former girlfriend on Passover.
"I was spifferblabzing on that ho. Boy did I screw up."
by Drunk Lawyer July 3, 2009
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Dirty Swiffer

the act of using a feather or feather duster to pleasure another person's anus after they've evacuated their bowels, hence the 'dirty'.
"even if he thought it was kinda nasty, he did like getting a Dirty Swiffer after taking a dump"
by adamkadmon May 12, 2009
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Crotch Sniffers

Group of men that frequent the area of a certain person because she is a complete whore and they are hoping she will open her legs (and she usually does) "sniffing her crotch" These people have no lives and put the crotch before work, wives and other important obligations.
Those boys in the warehouse were at her desk again where they don't belong just being crotch sniffers.
by Boo Bitch February 6, 2008
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