Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021
Get the Epic Snailmug. When you wipe your goopy slimey goodies in a upward motion upon a friends body beginning at their genitals or bellybutton and trailing all the way up to their forehead.
Dude! That chick totally gave me a Snail Trail last night, it was awesome! (Trademarked and Copyrighted by “Freeda Goodhome”)
by Jaytums666 May 19, 2022
Get the Snail Trailmug. The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
by Darksquid August 8, 2022
Get the Salted snailmug. When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.
by OurLordAndSaviorJeebusCripes July 8, 2022
Get the Snailedmug. 1. Something funny that just happened.
2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.
2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.
by Jake the Blinger December 14, 2009
Get the Wow Snailsmug. 
by CackBoss February 18, 2011
Get the Snail Slimemug.