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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
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Ball Smell

When you stick your hands down your pants after a long day at work or school and you balls have that "ball smell."
After Spiderman 3 i stuck my hands down my pants and rubbed my fingers all over my nutsack and then stuck my fingers under my girlfriend's nose and she puked uncontrollably from the "Ball Smell."
by da boyz from lakewood May 9, 2009
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smell like milk

If someone says "you smell like milk," it means someone thinks you've "just been suckling from mother's tit", which is meant to imply that you're naïve, young, unqualified, or innocent.
"You smell like milk, make room for the big girls, sweetheart."
by AppleSauce0233 January 1, 2014
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Smellfie

You fart near someone you're about to take a selfie with, and take the picture just as they indulge in your delicious aroma.
You should have seen the look on her face when I took that smellfie. Priceless!
by RickJames5885 March 3, 2015
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ya smell me

to mean u understand me, used by da one n only my nigga E40
U know wut im sayin?ya smell me ?
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Shelly

A nickname usually given to amazing girls with great personalities, these girls are known to be stunningly gorgeous, beautiful inside and out, fun, out-going, spontaneous, and sexy. Shelly's are also known to be the best girlfriends and the best in bed. Shelly can be used as an adjective to describe something incredibly awesome, entertaining, and astounding.
Everyone wants a friend named Shelly!

What you did was so Shelly.

If only you were a Shelly.

That's right, Shelly is my girlfriend.
by JoWaSh May 23, 2008
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Shelly and Carrie

The most famous twins from the 1800's. Carrie is shorter because of too much coffee; Shelly died her hair black.
by boobcannon April 10, 2010
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