Maybe the BEST feeling in the world excluding sex or drugs. Sleep bouncing is when you're laying on your bed/couch/floor/bitch, half asleep and half awake. Whatever you hear/see in your surroundings during the time you are laying down becomes incorporated in your dreams. The downside is that you only sleep bounce for 5-20 minutes and wake up abruptly, then crash.
damn, i just went through a sleep bouncing experience and i thought i had a million bucks on me. turns out i just left the tv on and who wants to be a millionaire was on. fuck.
by mac-miller-the-greatest May 02, 2011
by The one and only Nicholson June 30, 2014
A bottle of any type of alcohol that is consumed by the drinker so that he or she may be able to fall asleep each night. Term mostly associated by many alcoholics.
by I_IZ_WHEREBARE May 26, 2010
A person who has or is coaxed into having oral sex with a male, while they’re asleep. As the member is placed at various speeds to the esophagus of the slumbering special someone, the sound it would make is extremely similar to the spelling “WAULK WAULK WAULK WAULK”. And you could have a T shirt for them when they woke up that said “please do not awake if sleepwaulking”, because you’re a good person and a giver.
Bro 1: Hey, Stacy’s coming over to spend the night.
Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.
Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker
Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.
Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker
by TerranceJulio October 05, 2018
When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.
by Sidesho229 December 28, 2011
Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.
Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"
by Bane78 May 30, 2013
by Miss Deuces April 19, 2011