Slacker Wacker

A person acting as a "fucker" while they are slacking at the same time.

*driving behind someone going below the speed limit* "Hurry up you slacker wacker!!"

*someone doing something stupid* "You slacker wacker!"

by brookfield pancreas November 15, 2023

Slack

Famous DEI practitioner and COVID diversity hire, slack was so useless that he turned to human trafficking his “affinity group” in his office and got fired for being the most useless mf to ever exist.

“That kid is such a slack bro”
“Slack slack slack”

by Galvatron 1999 December 7, 2023

Slack Block

Prevention of someone else's ability to slack off. At work, if your computer is being repaired, but you are offered a loaner to continue to be productive, the IT guy 'slack blocked' you. If at home, you're significant other presents a reasonable request to do something, that prevents you from vegging.

My computer is being worked on by IT and I thought I'd have the afternoon off, but they slack blocked me with a loaner machine.

by ChadinDarien July 17, 2024

Slackcident

Run your mouth in the wrong channel? Hit send too early? Use a banned word and get publicly scolded by a bot? React to someone's post with a totally inappropriate emoji? Alas, you have had a Slackcident.

Alia, did you mean to talk all that shit in #general, or did you have a Slackcident?

by passthatatlas July 24, 2024

slackle

(verb) to give insane, sloppy, world-ending head

Lonkdor: "I for real got my ding-dong SLACKLED last night!"
Greebus: "No way man!"
Lonkdor: "I can barely WALK dude."

"Is it so hard to get someone to slackle my ding-dong?"

by burgunsilly July 28, 2024

Slacker Rock

A genre of music that emerged in the 80’s as a noisy, lo-fi, and raw form of Indie Rock. Slacker Rock music is commonly (but not always) very raw, lo-fi, and relatable. Slacker Rock music has since had a comeback with artists such as Alex G and Duster becoming pretty popular.

“Hey bro what kind of music do you listen to?”
“Since my girlfriend broke up with me, mostly Slacker Rock.”
“Same man, Duster is so gas.”

by abrahamham August 30, 2024

Slack Week

Also known as Reading Week, it's a University student's equivalent to March Break.

University student 1: What are you doing for Reading Week?
University student 2: Not much. Think I'll veg on the couch and watch soaps all day. You?
University student 1: I think I'll work on my Methods (Sociology) assignments and study for the midterm. Haven't decided what else I'll do.

University student 2: Happy Slack Week

by HasFurTwins February 15, 2024