texas slapper

A sex move.
Often performed by rednecks, hicks, guests of The Jerry Springer Show and just plain white trash.
You start by rubbing bbq sauce on the womans vagine, then you sprinkle steack spices and other asorted spices, put a nice sized piece of cooked hamburger meat, then eat away while slapping her ass.

My dad gave my mom a texas slapper, three months later they got a devorce.

This morning i found leftovers in the fridge, they tasted like a texas slapper.

by Aelmeox August 15, 2006

cock slapper

some one who likes to pin people down and make them feel the raff of their penis(also known as a schlong), they use a slightly hard swinging moshion like a whip to like a not very nice red mark, then the cock slappers tradition is to tell every one and then do it again for the hell of it

is that a cock slapper mark upon your face
are you a cock slapper mr?
its the cock slapper of the month

by glennnn elliott August 3, 2006

new england cat slapper

the act of using ones penis to slap at a woman vigina (or pussy)

niall - hey jake

jake- yeah

naill- i did a new england cat slapper on ur chick last nite

jake- dudeeeee, u asshole

naill- ha sweet

by da Niall's n alex August 8, 2008

face slappers

huge rack of knockers on a slim athletic chick

Damn, that bitch was joggin without a bra on the face slappers dude- Is she tryin' to get knocked out or what?!?

by super April 14, 2003

swapped

the state of being slighty intoxicated; tipsy

"dude, i'm swapped" "she was only swapped, not drunk"

by Rae January 22, 2005

slappydoo

a females vagina area

her slappydoo is very greasy

by ytsejammer December 24, 2006

Slamped

To be tired, exhausted, asleep, passed out, or intoxicated to the point of being unable to sit up straight

"Jim's been hustlin' weight all day; he's over there slamped on the bed."

"Last night I had nine beers, three shots of Jose, and a blunt to the face. I was straight slampin' by the end of the night."

by the upgradee February 4, 2010