by lolcatshahaha May 5, 2008
Get the sam slam mug.DDS Digital Door Slam
Girl: "Why do you treat me like some dumb sorority girl?"
Guy: "It's not how it looks. I really do care about you..."
Girl: "Well then what's with those pictures of you and my roommate?"
Guy: "Sorry?"
...
Guy: "Hello?"
...
Guy: "Did you just DDS me?"
Girl is offline.
Girl: "Why do you treat me like some dumb sorority girl?"
Guy: "It's not how it looks. I really do care about you..."
Girl: "Well then what's with those pictures of you and my roommate?"
Guy: "Sorry?"
...
Guy: "Hello?"
...
Guy: "Did you just DDS me?"
Girl is offline.
by collyrobbins October 8, 2009
Get the Digital Door Slam mug.the act by which a person ejaculates on their hand and proceeds to slams the contents onto the victims face, and hold for no less than 3 seconds. This act may or may not result in the victim falling down in dismay. Not to be mistaken for cum slap
After refusing to cease distubing the audience at a movie theater, an individual procedes to go to the bathroom and crank one out in his hand, at which time he returns and cum slams the cinematic perpetrator so fiercely that the victim can't walk for two weeks.
by millertime0009 May 3, 2006
Get the cum slam mug.Any accident or injury caused to a man while trying to escape from his enraged and livid wife or girlfriend
Bob: Brenda found the text message on Johnnys phone about meeting some girl so as he was walking out the door she hit him over the head with a bat and then chased him up the block.
Tony:Now that's what I call a Tiger Slam!
Bob:Ain't nothin grand about that kinda slam
Tony:Now that's what I call a Tiger Slam!
Bob:Ain't nothin grand about that kinda slam
by mcdizz December 4, 2009
Get the Tiger Slam mug.When several guy friends are able to pick up chics and score on the same night / at the same party. It is the complete opposite of a sausage fest.
Dude, all three of us got some last night, total slut slam.
I got us invited to a sorority party, 2 girls for every guy, good chance it will be a slut slam!
I got us invited to a sorority party, 2 girls for every guy, good chance it will be a slut slam!
by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009
Get the slut slam mug.n. The rare art of dropping a deuce in a waterless toilet that leaves a skidmark the length and depth of the bowl.
Oh man, I really gotta take a crap!
Go in there!
I can't! There's no water in the toilet and someone already left a skidmark slam.
Go in there!
I can't! There's no water in the toilet and someone already left a skidmark slam.
by LobsterSausage February 28, 2011
Get the skidmark slam mug.A group of completely straight men hanging out and listening to techno music, who take ecstasy by putting it on their bro's butthole and pushing it in with their penis. (this is completely not gay in any way whatsoever)
by Gaythan! November 7, 2012
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