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Substitute Ship

A ship that "Substitutes" or is the equivalent to another ship. An example being Conrad X Sunday with Conrad being the Brother of Whitty and Sunday being the Ex of Carol and a POC.
Conrad x Sunday is a substitute ship for Whitty x Carol.
by BlueIkea February 20, 2023
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dumb ship

The safe way of saying "dumb shit" near others.
Tom: Steve, you're a dumb ship.
Steve: What?
Tom: Exactly.
by Less Awesome Than You January 4, 2011
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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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Pirate Shipping

When you stick you dick between your legs and bend over, showing your asshole and penis hole toward the same direction, and begin to piss or jizz.
Pete was Pirate Shipping Matteo in the locker room yesterday. He got cum all over the place.
by 420GoBrotherRice69 March 22, 2019
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ship of thesaurus

a tactic often used by plagiarists in order to hide the fact that theyre plagiarizing

the ship of thesaurus takes an original text, and either switches the order of the words around, or uses synonyms and big, intelligent sounding words words to obfuscate the original text.
in a sentence
harris: dude you copied my essay
james: i switched the words around its fine
harris: classic ship of thesaurus argument

in action
chris: this game is good
filip: this playable experience is enjoyable
chris: kill yourself
by DackJaniels April 8, 2024
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Pirate Ship

Trish: That guy in the movie was sooo pirate ship.
Deb: Oh my god I know!
by Shayna daccccckkkmen March 18, 2008
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ships

Slang term meaning to relate to all kinds of relationships from person to person to sexual relationships to relationships to object to spirituality to angelic and demonic possession to god and devil to scientific to education to street to
Criminal to legit to environmental to anything you can relate to
by rafael e Reyes June 10, 2018
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