Shank

When a man takes a shit then continues to have a wank afterwards.

After a night out with the boys, Dean went to go take a shank

by Hood Definitions October 2, 2017

shank

The word used to replace shit when my parents are around.
Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.

Oh, shank! I dropped the whole deck of cards!

Shank... You're winning now.

by Vildar July 15, 2011

Shank Nugget

A shit that feels like shards of glass on the way out; it hurts like hell and cuts up your hole.

My butt hurts from taking a shank nugget this morning.

by Sundog56 December 25, 2022

Swift shank

Someone who thinks they’re cool, bu comes off cringey

Bob is a Swift shank

by Toltalywebster July 21, 2023

Shank hoe

A promiscuous and beautiful woman who has a penchant for shanking male conquests at the end of the night.

Billy ended up in the ER after a night with that shank hoe, he promises it was worth it.

by Mo-Daddy05 June 5, 2015

Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

shank jar

Used as an insult, meaning someone who is so dumb it is painful

dumb person: you are so stupid
smart person: omg shut up you fucking shank jar
dumb person: what did you just call me

by lkimbs October 12, 2017