one five three rule

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

by skid mark vz March 8, 2008

Rule 6547

No duck-faces. They are unattractive.

Girl: THIS FACE LOOKS SO CUUUTE!! * duckfaces in picture *

Guy: Rule 6547.

by Chiszle August 29, 2011

The Rule of Tits

When you have the chance to grabs someones Tits, YOU GRAB THEM. Weither you be Straight, Lesbian, Gay, Male, Female, Single or Taken. YOU GRAB THEM

Girl: Grab my tits!

Boy: Okay *grabs tits*

Girl's best friend: Ew no!

Boy: YOU BROKE THE RULE OF TITS!

by JustiLovesMeNot March 2, 2011

Sir Rupert the Bear

A perverted bear like creature that lurks in UK.Very dangerous when horny has a an affection to Margaret Thatcher and Angela Merkel who fancies as the ultimate dominatrix.

Oh Shit is Sir Rupert the Bear hide your daughters.

by asid72 January 9, 2012

rodrick rules

can be inputted after the title of any sequel. reference to the children’s books, “Diary of a Wimpy Kid”.

the bible 2: rodrick rules
world war 3: rodrick rules
shrek 5: rodrick rules

holocaust 2: rodrick rules

minions 2: rodrick rules

by xxxdantin January 6, 2019

rule 3

Sometimes credited as Furry Rule #3: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

ZOMGz I just found out Squizzle Squirrel yiffed with Aussie WildDog! What have we told Squizzle about yiffing! Never violate Rule 3! Don't stick your dick in crazy!

by Blabberwolf October 30, 2007

The Rule

In video game store etiquette, The Rule is the obligation one has to hand a video game console over to other people waiting to play once that person loses the game he is on. Failure to follow The Rule will often result in bystanders complaining about disregard for this sacred rule.

"Hey what's this guy doing?! Does't he know The Rule?"

by Ron McGoo II May 30, 2009